Music: the voice
of the soul
but first, lemme shove some samples of my music into your earballs!
Now on to the meat: here’s what I offer!
Short loopable beats: $150
(anywhere from 60 seconds to 1:30)
Need a short lil’ loopable bop for your Twitch streams? A jingle for your YouTube video’s intro/outro? Some juicy tunes for your comic dub/abridged series to avoid the hassle of finding non-copyrighted music? Maybe you just wanna hire someone to write a song about butts, just for the fun of it?
-either way, I got you covered! Check out some samples below:
(prices subject to increase/decrease depending on the complexity of the request - batch commissions may also be lesser in price, e.g an OST)
fully fleshed out songs: $250
Looking for a full-length track for your super secret special project? Need someone to pump out some bomb-ass music for your YouTube content? Maybe you’re looking to do a vocal cover of a cool song but there aren’t any instrumentals? Or maybe you’re goin’ balls deep and wanna hire someone to make an entire OST for your video game, web series, or animations?
-I GOT YOU BABY. I GOT YOU. Check out some samples below:
IN NO circumstances WILL GENERATIVE AI BE USED IN ANY WAY, shape, or form. ANY AND ALL MUSIC/MIXING/writing IS DONE BY MYSELF AND MYSELF ALONE. all my homies hate generative ai. i’d elbow drop generative ai given the opportunity.
THE PROCESS:
From LoFi beats, to Trip-Hop, Breakbeat, Drum n’ Bass, Funk, Metal, Math Rock, Prog-Rock, Shoegaze, “Anime Intro Rock”, songs about butts…I’ve been covering a wide variety of genres for 15 years now via my solo music (5 albums worth), or any of the numerous bands I’ve been in (6 albums worth)! So whatever kinda vibe/feel/tone you’re looking for, I solemnly promise to put my blood, sweat, tears, and various other bodily-fluids into making a track that’ll suplex you into the sun! (in a positive way, I swear)
All music is made in Pro Tools, with either physical instruments or MIDI - or a combination of both! Check out the big ol’ box below to see all the gear that I have readily available!
MIXING/RECORDING GEAR:
MICROPHONES - Neumann TLM49, Neumann TLM102, SM57 (2), SM58, SM58 Beta, Shure PGA56 (3), Sennheiser e604 (3), Sennheiser e602 II, AKG p420 (2), AKG c214
RECORDING - Neve 511 Preamp, Tascam 16x08, UAD Volt
PLAYBACK - Kali LP6 V2 studio monitors, ATH MX50X headphones (& Presonus Eris e5 monitors as additional reference monitors)
DAW - Pro Tools (my go-to), Reaper, Adobe Audition
PLUGINS - UAD, Fabfilter, Izotope, oeksound, Neural DSP, Soundtoys, Slate Digital, Steven Slate Trigger (including a massive library of drum samples), SSL, Valhalla DSP, XLN Audio, Bogren Digital (and loads of virtual instruments via ANA 2 and Xpand!2)
SYSTEM - Both PC and Mac!
INSTRUMENTS:
DRUMS - Mapex Saturn 4 piece drum kit, Meinl Byzance/Paiste/K Custom crash/splash/trash/ride cymbals, DW9000 double kick pedal, "The Machine" Mapex snare
STRINGED INSTRUMENTS - Schecter Reaper 6 Elite 6-string guitar, Ibanez Artcore 6-string hollowbody, D'Angelico Premier 6-string acoustic, Ibanez Premium SR1605B 5-string bass, Airline 4-string bass, Kala 4-string acoustic guitar, Kala ukulele, an old ass banjo
MIDI - Nektar LX 49, M-Audio Oxygen 25
Misc - I’ve also got an Otamatone, a few kazoos, and it’s also worth mentioning that I’m decent enough at beatboxing…okay maybe I’m just ‘okay’ at beatboxing lmao
I also run a family music store, so technically I have access to a pretty wide variety of instruments at any given time!!
All payments accepted
through PayPal!
(I will also accept cash delivery via carrier pigeon)
Ready to throw FIST-FULLS OF DOLLAR BILLS at me and get yourself some bomb ass music? Message me at any time!
(don’t forget to check out the “About Me” section at the top of the page to read more about my experience/skillsets!)
